Season 1 · Booster Pack

Holographic foil sachet · 7 boosters per pack · the dose is the product

18+

SEASON ONE · ONBOARDING

DOPAMINEBOOSTERS

EXTRA-STRENGTH DIGITAL STIMULANT

"Chase the high. Cash out before the crash."

7 BOOSTERS PER PACK

▸ 1 GUARANTEED RARE OR BETTER ▸ 1 CHANCE AT A GODDESS

NET WT
0.0g PURE
DOPAMINE

Front — live holographic foil

DB · S1 · DOSE OF 7

Directions

Tear. Flip. Chase. Repeat until the rent is due. Roll the d6 — the card you land on is not a choice, it's a diagnosis.

Warning · Side Effects

May cause tilt, FOMO, "just one more pack," the comedown, and telling everyone about your cold plunge. Highly collectible. Mildly ruinous.

Supplement Facts

Boosters .......... 7 per pack
HITs & TRICKs ...... a lot
CRASH .............. ~1 in 5
Rare or better ..... ≥ 1
Self-control ....... 0%

Not approved by anyone responsible. Keep away from your savings, your sleep schedule, and your ex. 18+. Parody. Collect every vice.
© Dopamine Boosters · Season 1: Onboarding

Back — directions & "supplement facts"

Mock — the holo shimmers live; final print is real holographic foil stock with a tear-notch.