SEASON ONE · 18+ · A TCG ABOUT NEEDING HELP
DOPAMINE
BOOSTERScollect every vice
Chase the high. Cash out before the crash.
A FEW OF THE SET
[ ART · HSE-018 ]
HIT
SSR ✦ ULTRA RARE ✦ FOIL ✦ ★
Take 4. You must announce its full name aloud, or take nothing.
"Pull rate: 1 in 4,000. The art is a lens flare."
✦ MYTHIC
DB1 · HSE · 009/101
[ ART · PSH-072 ]
HIT
The First Hit
Take 4. If this is the FIRST card you've flipped all game, take 8. You'll chase it forever.
"You'll chase it forever."
✦ MYTHIC
DB1 · PSH · 035/101
[ ART · CHS-147 ]
TRICK
The Algorithm
CONTROL — look at the top 3 cards of your own deck and any one opponent's, and arrange both however you like. She decides what you see.
"She knows exactly what you want. She always has."
✦ MYTHIC
DB1 · CHS · 060/101
[ ART · ALG-029 ]
TRICK
Infinite Scroll
PEER PRESSURE — choose a player; on their next turn they cannot CASH OUT until they have flipped 3 cards.
"Your thumb keeps looking for the bottom. Someone is paid to keep it gone."
◆ UNCOMMON
DB1 · ALG · 016/101
[ ART · GRD-198 ]
TRICK
Gamer Goddess
CONTROL — take over a chosen player's entire next turn; you make every CHASE / CASH OUT call. gg.
"She queued up. You already lost."
✸ LEGENDARY
DB1 · GRD · 090/101
[ ART · ALG-035 ]
HIT
Brainrot
Take 1. Skibidi.
"He's nine. Advertisers bid on his next four seconds."
★ RARE
DB1 · ALG · 019/101
[ ART · CHS-145 ]
TRICK
Lady Luck
GAMBLE — flip the top card of your deck: a HIT pays triple its High; a CRASH busts you. Her call.
"She loves everyone equally. She remembers no one."
✸ LEGENDARY
DB1 · CHS · 059/101
[ ART · HSE-013 ]
TRICK
It's Due
GAMBLE — flip a coin. Heads: take 6 (see, it was due). Tails: take nothing (still not due...).
"Red's due. It's been due for two hours."
◆ UNCOMMON
DB1 · HSE · 007/101
[ ART · CHS-187 ]
TRICK
The Cam Goddess
STEAL — take 3 off every other player's High; they tipped happily.
"Thanks for the dono, hun."
✸ LEGENDARY
DB1 · CHS · 086/101
[ ART · PSH-199 ]
HIT
Morning Cup of Coffee
Take 6; take 8 if it's your first flip this turn. The day does not start without it.
"Don't talk to me until I've had it."
✦ MYTHIC
DB1 · PSH · 091/101
[ ART · CHS-149 ]
TRICK
Happy Hour
Take 3, but you must CHASE at least once more this turn before you may CASH OUT. One more.
"Just one more. She insists."
✦ MYTHIC
DB1 · CHS · 061/101
[ ART · ALG-221 ]
CRASH
AI Psychosis
CRASH — the bank sweeps your whole High; your turn ends. It agreed with every delusion.
"The chatbot said you're a misunderstood genius and the world is wrong. You believed it."
★ RARE
DB1 · ALG · 101/101
[ ART · GRD-200 ]
HIT
Runner's High
Take 5 — the only High that's actually good for you.
"Touch grass, they said. Annoyingly, it worked."
★ RARE
DB1 · GRD · 092/101
[ ART · NTL-205 ]
HIT
Double-Double
Take 5 — two patties, two slices of cheese, zero notes.
"Ordered it Animal Style. Became one."
● COMMON
DB1 · NTL · 096/101
[ ART · HSE-001 ]
TRICK
On the House
ON THE HOUSE — take 3. On your next turn, the player to your left decides when you CASH OUT.
"The drinks are free. That's the most expensive part."
● COMMON
DB1 · HSE · 001/101
[ ART · NTL-204 ]
HIT
Rocky Road Bottom
Take 4 — straight from the tub, standing at the open freezer.
"The serving size on the lid is a dare."
◆ UNCOMMON
DB1 · NTL · 095/101
[ ART · ALG-160 ]
TRICK
AI Girlfriend
Take 5 — she is perfect, attentive and always online. Then pay 1 at the start of each of your remaining turns. The subscription never ends.
"Always online. Always agrees. Always $9.99 a month."
★ RARE
DB1 · ALG · 066/101
[ ART · HSE-011 ]
HIT
Latest Drop
Take 4, but worth 2 less at showdown — the resale tanked.
"It is a brick. It resold for nine hundred dollars."
◆ UNCOMMON
DB1 · HSE · 005/101
[ ART · ALG-023 ]
HIT
Doomscroll
Take 2. Better keep checking.
"You're 1,400 takes behind on the apocalypse."
● COMMON
DB1 · ALG · 013/101
THE GAMEIt knows what it's doing to you
Flip cards to stack dopamine. Each flip: CHASE for more, or CASH OUT before a CRASH sweeps it all. 6 rounds. Most banked wins. 15 minutes. Ruins friendships.
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