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DOPAMINEBOOSTERS
EXTRA-STRENGTHVIBRANT CARDBOARD STIMULANT
7 BOOSTERS PER PACK
SEASON ONE · ONBOARDING
GRAB THE TOP & RIP
[ ART · CLT-050 ]
HIT
Tribalism
"Everyone who disagrees is a paid shill. Except you, naturally."
● COMMON
DB1 · CLT · 022/135
[ ART · HSE-010 ]
HIT
Cash Out Early?
"Cash out for less than you'd win. The button is the size of your fist."
● COMMON
DB1 · HSE · 003/135
[ ART · NTL-163 ]
CRASH
Sleeping in the Gutter
BUST
"They comped the penthouse. The gutter's on him."
● COMMON
DB1 · NTL · 057/135
[ ART · ALG-022 ]
HIT
Phantom Vibration
"It didn't buzz. You checked four times."
● COMMON
DB1 · ALG · 011/135
[ ART · GRD-196 ]
HIT
Rise and Grind
CHASE +1
"5 AM. Cold shower. Let's get it."
◆ UNCOMMON
DB1 · GRD · 078/135
[ ART · ALG-160 ]
TRICK
AI Girlfriend
Then, at the start of each of your remaining turns: −1
"Always online. Always agrees. Always $9.99 a month."
★ RARE
DB1 · ALG · 055/135
[ ART · CHS-156 ]
TRICK
The Crack
Flip cards off the top of your deck one at a time: each. Stop whenever you like; flip a CRASH and you lose them all.
"The crinkle. The smell. The riffle. He barely looks at the cards."
✦ MYTHIC
DB1 · CHS · 053/135
THAT'S ONE PACK.
Seven boosters, one guaranteed Rare+. The real ones are numbered, holo-foiled & QR-authenticated.
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SEASON ONE · 18+ · A TCG ABOUT NEEDING HELP
DOPAMINE
BOOSTERScollect every vice
Chase the high. Cash out before the crash.
A FEW OF THE SET
[ ART · HSE-018 ]
HIT
SSR ✦ ULTRA RARE ✦ FOIL ✦ ★
if you say this card's full name aloud.
"Pull rate: 1 in 4,000. The art is a lens flare."
● COMMON
DB1 · HSE · 008/135
[ ART · PSH-072 ]
HIT
The First Hit
, or if it's the first card you've flipped all game.
"You'll chase it forever."
● COMMON
DB1 · PSH · 029/135
[ ART · CHS-147 ]
TRICK
The Algorithm
PEEK — look at the top 3 of your deck and one opponent's; arrange both however you like.
"She knows exactly what you want. She always has."
● COMMON
DB1 · CHS · 049/135
[ ART · ALG-029 ]
TRICK
Infinite Scroll
PEER PRESSURE — choose a player: CHASE +2 on their next turn.
"Your thumb keeps looking for the bottom. Someone is paid to keep it gone."
◆ UNCOMMON
DB1 · ALG · 013/135
[ ART · GRD-198 ]
TRICK
Gamer Goddess
CONTROL — choose a player: you make every CHASE / CASH OUT choice on their next turn.
"She queued up. You already lost."
◆ UNCOMMON
DB1 · GRD · 079/135
[ ART · ALG-035 ]
HIT
Brainrot
"He's nine. Advertisers bid on his next four seconds."
● COMMON
DB1 · ALG · 016/135
[ ART · CHS-145 ]
TRICK
Lady Luck
GAMBLE — flip the top card of your deck. HIT: take triple its High; CRASH: BUST
"She loves everyone equally. She remembers no one."
✦ MYTHIC
DB1 · CHS · 048/135
[ ART · HSE-013 ]
TRICK
It's Due
GAMBLE — flip a coin. Heads: Tails: nothing.
"Red's due. It's been due for two hours."
★ RARE
DB1 · HSE · 006/135
[ ART · CHS-187 ]
TRICK
The Cam Goddess
STEAL 3 from every other player's High.
"Thanks for the dono, hun."
◆ UNCOMMON
DB1 · CHS · 075/135
[ ART · PSH-199 ]
HIT
Morning Cup of Coffee
, or if it's your first flip this turn.
"Don't talk to me until I've had it."
◆ UNCOMMON
DB1 · PSH · 080/135
[ ART · CHS-149 ]
TRICK
Happy Hour
CHASE +1
"Just one more. She insists."
★ RARE
DB1 · CHS · 050/135
[ ART · ALG-221 ]
MEGA HIT
AI Psychosis
Declare how many more times you'll CHASE (at least 1). The table answers 'You're absolutely right!' You must CHASE exactly that many before you may CASH OUT.
"Finally, an intelligence that agrees with him. Artificial was the only kind left."
✦ MYTHIC
DB1 · ALG · 089/135
[ ART · GRD-200 ]
HIT
Runner's High
"Touch grass, they said. Annoyingly, it worked."
● COMMON
DB1 · GRD · 081/135
[ ART · NTL-205 ]
HIT
Double-Double
"Ordered it Animal Style. Became one."
● COMMON
DB1 · NTL · 085/135
[ ART · HSE-001 ]
TRICK
On the House
On your next turn, the player to your left decides when you CASH OUT.
"The drinks are free. That's the most expensive part."
● COMMON
DB1 · HSE · 001/135
[ ART · NTL-204 ]
HIT
Rocky Road Bottom
"The serving size on the lid is a dare."
● COMMON
DB1 · NTL · 084/135
THE GAMEIt knows what it's doing to you
Flip cards to stack dopamine. Each flip: CHASE for more, or CASH OUT before a CRASH sweeps it all. 6 rounds. Most banked wins. 15 minutes. Ruins friendships.
MANDATORY INTAKE
Addiction Screening
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THE PACK
SEALED IN HOLOGRAPHIC FOILOne dose. Seven boosters.
A pharma-grade foil sachet of pure dopamine — 7 cards, 1 guaranteed Rare+, and a shot at a goddess. Side effects include chasing, tilt, and "just one more pack."
FOUNDERS' PRESALE
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First run: 2,000 packs. Numbered. QR-authenticated. We will never sell power — only regret.
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