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CONFIDENTIAL CASE FILE
New Car Smell
RARE · HIT · "The smell faded in a week. The payments have not."
EXHIBIT A — SURVEILLANCEThe Descent
1
He only came in to "look." The salesman had seen that look before.
2
For thirty-one minutes, he was the happiest man alive. Peak dopamine. Mile zero.
3
Then the smell faded. The payments did not. He does not even go off-road.
CONFIDENTIALSubject Dossier
Subject
REDACTED, 34 — "had a long year"
The Hook
"It had a turbo."
Peak High
31 minutes (off the lot)
Financing
$0 down · 84 months · 9.9%
Status
$61,400 underwater
Diagnosis
He does not even go off-road.
Prognosis
Series 2.
"I told myself it was an investment. The salesman told himself the same thing. Only one of us was lying."— Anonymous, Cars Anonymous